Render this country free from such fiendish rogues

Nature is my church. Reason is my god.

- and that government of the corporations, by the corporations, for the corporations, shall not perish from the earth.

Lincoln's Gettysburg Address finale updated for the "new" Republican party

There's help for "people" people like you!

AOL.com advertisement for non-technically oriented potential customers.

(some would merely say, "RTFM, you idiot")

Whatever happened to bringing honor back to the White House?

I could have sworn this was George W. Bush's promise in the 2000 campaign.

He's not doing so good in my opinion.

The rich are winning their class war

And causing a breakdown in the societal fabric as they go. How nice.

Screw the poor

Tried-and-true political strategy with the added twist of dissembling that it is actually patriotic. New and improved!

Television does not accurately reflect reality

Probably my understatement of the century.

There's nothing quite like eavesdropping on a good harangue

So says the man who was waiting in the car while a street vendor got a tongue lashing from a very well spoken individual.

Ideology ends in ruin

Reason is the only antidote

Yearning to be porn again?

Another bumper sticker I'd like to see...

(A big shout out to the evangelical with the hard to read sign)

Darwin was a devoted Christian

Am I missing something?

Hopelessly bungled

That's my position and I'm sticking to it

Harshing my mellow is strictly forbidden

Lord knows, my mellow is supreme.

Question I've been wondering about...

Why doesn't being "saved" seem to be enough for those people?

There are clearly not enough good evenings for all the bad mornings one must endure.

Bush: The Disaster President

some of us predicted this more than five years ago...